lydiadeetzharborside-deactivate:

swarnpert:

nooo dont sacrifice yourself on a cross to save humanity’s sins your so sexy haha

dankmemeuniversity:

rosecrystal:

galaquarius:

rosecrystal:

men really be talking to me and think im listening

Soooo, if a man, ANY man, is talking to you, you’ll ignore them, but if a woman is talking to you, you’ll pay attention?

Aight, feminists. 😒

ya

unregistered-hypercam2:

you guys are so fucking swagless it’s embarrassing 

yiffmaster:

a-night-in-wonderland:

* Goes on date *

* looks around *

“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”

childservices:

*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again